Okay peeps, I promised to put you out of your misery. So here's the truth at last.
Last week I was tagged to write three statements about myself, 2 had to be lies and 1 true:
these were the statements:
1. I tried to kill myself sometime in the past
2. I've got natural kinky african hair, no perms, no waves, no weaves
3. I used to think I was a lesbian
Standy, Earl, Temite, Afro, Miss Sula, Ty and Woomie all thought 1 was the lie. For some reason most people didn't think I would have ever resorted to wanting to kill myself... hmmm
MDM, NDQ, Kafo and Oluwadee, didn't think my hair would be natural, I wonder why...
Stanis was torn between 1 and 3 and FFF was definite 3 was true
Bumight, Fineboy Agbero's old flame was quite certain 3 was the lie...
Okay here's the truth...
1. is true: I tried to kill myself once in the past. Fed myself a small handful of my cousin's prescripton sleeping pills hoping to slip away in my sleep. The point to this exercise was to end what I considered then unbearable pain. This was some years ago, I have come a looong way since then. I probably really didn't want to die because it was a bit comical, i took so much time between pills that I slept off before i got to a dose that could've killed me... lol. No, I don't think I am suicidal.
2 is true: I wear my hair in dreadlocks or "dreadful locks" whichever it is to you. No perms, no waves, no weaves, no chemicals...
3 is a LIE: I have NEVER been unsure of my sexual orientation or which way it was I swung. For some reason, right from when I was seven I knew I liked boys (for the voyeurs reading this, I didn't experiment with them till i was a decent age)... Never thought of a girl in a sexual way, never felt like squeezing a girls boobs, never kissed a girl and liked the taste of her cherry chapstick... ok I am quite sure you get it now.
So that's all folks! Will put up a proper update soon. And will do blogrounds later today.
6 years ago
15 more steps:
oh wow. i don't know y i tot 3 was true. maybe cos i felt 1 couldn't be. killing ourselves isn't something i think nigerians do too well. esp young nigerians. we flirt wit it, but never close enough.
& am first? wow.
I was wrong! No need justfying myself. I was darn wrong!
eeehhh "Moment of truth"
ROFLMBBAO!!! Mademoiselle, why did you have to put us out of our misery sooooooo soon...was exploring extraterrestrial means of unraveling this Hitchcock-ese mystery...anyway, therein lay the issue with that approach - the exploration would surely have been futile...
so was i the only one to get it right? I DESERVE A GIFT DAMMIT! I KNOW YOU BLOGGERS, LOL!
oh missed the post but i would ve guessed 3 as the lie.... lol...
u know i also tried to kill myself once and looking back, its so hilarious
hmmmmmmmm
i think this the 8th one ive participated in and i still can't figure out which one is a lie
so sad
have a blessed day
Damn Im gutted first time i have been wrong about this game, mmmmm guess im not as bright as i thought I was lol
You know what is funny. I think I HAVE BEEN WRONG on everyone's blog. So from now on, I refuse to play this game. And on earth are you talking about my Husband on your blog? I be like say you sef want am...No try am o otherwise....
Oh sorry dear. You try to off yourself, I hope this never happens again and I really do hope that you've healed. Remember that Everything good will come.
@ FFF: I guess I don't flirt then, I am all b'ness!
@ Standy: lol. But i 'ppreciate the thinking behind your answer though.
@ Robyn: ehen?
@ Enigma: answer, you did not answer oh.Just dey laugh people
@ Bummie: Babes, YOU DON WIN! One million e-naira for you!
@ Funms: yeah, right! and maybe we should write a book about botched 'not-really-suicide' attempts.
@ Kafo: Don't be too hard on yourself now.
@Temite temite: I am good babe. That was just a dark period of my life. I am, well, quite balanced these days. lol.
No vex oh. But you no say I get am today no mean say I go get am tommorrow especially wen the matter enter man matter. You suppose know na ;)
So I was wrong.
You are welcome
interesting..lol @ u sleeping off before the dose hit u..thank God for that!
i've always been fascinated by 'natural-hair-wearers'
well! what can i say? cool!
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